Ali: It's very, very dark outside!
Me: Yes, it is! It's late.
Ali: But not too late? I can still watch a video when I get home?
Alex: No, baby, I don't think we're going to have time.
Ali: We will have time, Daddy! Your clock is wrong!
Me: Sweetie, I'm sorry, it's too late for a video.
Ali: It's not too late! It's only 8!
***It was actually only 7:17.***
Me: 8 o'clock?? Man, if it were 8 o'clock already, it would be way past your bedtime!
Ali: Oh. It's not 8 o'clock! It's only 7!
Me: Ali . . . you blow my mind every single day.